1. hewastheirfriendd:

    THE POTTER GENERATION | A Harry Potter Challenge

    Favorite JK Rowling quote

    (via sassysarahstuff)

  2. lilablackbird:


    First official look at Steve Rogers and Thor in Age of Ultron.

    (via sassysarahstuff)

  5. ancientart:

    The interior of the hypogeum of the Volumnus family. This Etruscan tomb is located in Ponte San Giovanni in central Italy, and thought to date to approximately the 3rd century BCE.

    Photo taken by CyArk.


    1. <b> DC:</b> Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-<p><b>Marvel:</b> YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS<p><b>DC:</b> We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.<p><b>Marvel:</b> HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE<p><b>DC:</b> The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.<p><b>Marvel:</b> DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER<p><b>DC:</b> After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.<p><b>Marvel:</b> PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW<p><b>DC:</b> We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...<p><b>Marvel:</b> NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.<p><b>DC:</b> We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.<p><b>Marvel:</b> NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM<p><b>DC:</b> We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.<p><b>Marvel:</b> FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO<p><b>DC:</b> Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-<p><b>Marvel:</b> NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK<p><b>DC:</b> Wait-<p><b>Marvel:</b> NEW FEMALE THOR<p><b>DC:</b> I didn't-<p><b>Marvel:</b> NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA<p><b>Marvel:</b> TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE<p><b>Marvel:</b> PEACE<p>

  7. jakeenglish:



    the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

    deal with it

    darkness without light is an abyss

    light without darkness is blinding

    you cannot have a coin with one side.

    yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

    (Source: lalna, via whoredinarygirl)

  8. (Source: slapmytitties, via hi)


    1. 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
    2. me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance