when your mom draws the curtains on a weekend morning
"you know that place between sleep and awake? the place where you remember dreaming? that's where i'll always love you, that's where i'll be waiting."
One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him
Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.
It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.