being gay and liking a straight person is like knowing you’ll never be able to see your favorite band in concert because they broke up
"you know that place between sleep and awake? the place where you remember dreaming? that's where i'll always love you, that's where i'll be waiting."
HOW TO GET THE BOY YOU LIKE:
- Arrange a walk in the park with him and a bunch of your friends when you know it’s going to rain soon
- When it starts raining, split from the others with him and find a cave
- Let the thunder boom and nymphs howl
- Gods are witnesses enough
- Bam you’re married